Monday Minute 5-24-2010

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1 - Do you *snort*?
I'm not here to talk about drugs. Or did you mean, snort "out?"

2 - Our friend, has a nickname and it's Daffy.  What's your nickname?
I'm usually referred to as that "A-hole!"

3 - Do you know sign language?
Sort of, I used to work with a deaf guy and he wanted someone to talk sports with, so he taught me how to finger spell and some appropriate sports related signs.

4 - What's a sample convo from your hood?
him: "I say sir, that's a smashingly handsome ascot you're sporting today!"
 me: "you bastard, that's my neck skin!"

5-  Do you sleep with electronic devices - i.e. laptop, Blackberry, iPhone, etc?
Is a cattle prod considered electronic?

Monday Monkey Minute 5-17-2010

MISSION: MONKEY

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1. Have you ever peed in the shower/bath/pool?
I've peed in my own wetsuit on several occasions.

2. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I don't think peeves make good pets.

3. What's the story behind your blog title?
How'd you find out? I kypped it from somebody else who was obviously more creative than me.

4. What is your definition of success?
To have the means to pay someone to write this for me. So far, I am not a success.

5. If you were famous, what would you want to be famous for?
For being humble about my incredible fame and fortune.


GREAT JOB IAN!!!

Monday Minute for 5/3/2010

Here are the latest Monday Minute questions from Ian @ Daily Dose of Reality

1 - How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver's finger?
If it was allowed to sit in my favorite marinade for 24 hours and then grilled. One hundred thousand dollars would do it. What? it tastes like chicken!

2 - Describe the worst physical fight you've ever been in.
Worst for me or the other guy? I've been in some that have gone both ways (the fights, not me).

3 - Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you'd be thrilled.
"Put a ring on it." Puke, hurl, yak...

4 - Describe the "drunkest" situation you've ever been.
Many years ago leaving an all night party. I had to be at a baseball game at 10:00 in the morning. I left the party and got there early. When the other people arrived they found me in my uniform, passed out in the gutter laying in my own upchuck. That was MANY years ago. I haven't been "spinning head" drunk since then.

5 - What's your biggest regret?
That I didn't see a mental health professional until I was well into adulthood.  (not that I was ever stark raving or anything, but you know my story!)

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Patrick Tillett Monday Minute 4-26-2010

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1 - What drugs have you done in your life?
I respectfully refuse to answer that question, on grounds that it would most certainly incriminate me.

2 - A/S/L?
No thanks! Why? Do I look deaf to you?

3 - Do you pick your nose?
Out of a crowd? Not usually.

4 - What's your favorite childhood cartoon
Felix the cat!

5 - List the URL, of what you believe to be the best blog post you've ever done
http://patricktillett.blogspot.com/2009/07/hello-again-dad.html