Truly, I don't know a fox trot, from a foxes arse. But I do know people.
Just like I predicted, the control freak (Kate Gosselin) showed her true colors this week! She criticized her teachers ability to teach! It got so bad that her partner quit!. Of course he came back, but he wasn't happy with her. Not only that, but I'm totally on John Gosselin's side now. JOHN, AMERICA NOW FEELS YOUR PAIN! Oh yeah, she really really sucks as a dancer.
Jake Pavelka hasn't cried yet. But if you saw "The Bachelor" at all, you know he cried every week. And you just know that biotch is gonna let fly with the tears, before this season is over.
Pamela Anderson was made up to look like Marilyn Monroe. I was surprised that they did such a good job. She actually looked just like Marilyn, about 6 months after she died...
Shannen Doherty and Pamela Anderson have already been offered a one season gig with "Floozies on Ice."
Forget that stiff Buzz Aldrin, did you see his wife? The only parts of her face that moved were her eyeballs and her chin. When she spoke it looked like a mannequin. Is her goal to look like a freaking cat or what?
Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke will be in the gossip magazines by weeks end. Mark my word! If he does get kicked off, the two of them will be in Barbados (or somewhere), before those magazines come out...