Saturday, February 27, 2010

And Finally, To You Cat Haters


And finally, many dog owners hate cats!

If they don’t hate them, they still wouldn’t own one. Why you ask? The answer is simple, but cat haters won’t dare speak it! They hate cats because they can’t control them! A cat only needs you to give it some food, water, and a small place to go to the bathroom.  If it wants attention, it will let you know.

Do you want to go somewhere overnight, or even for a couple of days? What do you do with the cat? Nothing!!! Leave it extra food, extra water, and clean the cat box before leaving! Cats are easy compared to high maintenance dogs. But that doesn’t matter because dogs seem to fill an emotional hole in some people.

I hope you don't think I'm being too discriminatory towards dogs and their owners.  If you do, I assure you that I'm not going to let cats totally off the hook. I'll get to those aloof little fur balls later...

10 comments:

  1. I must confess to being a total dog person. They're just really good company, especially if you're lonely.

    I have a slight fear of cats (one was thrown at me when I was a kid). You just never know what they're gonna do!

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  2. No problem at all. Some of my best friends are dog people. I just pity them when they want to go somewhere overnight...we just put out more cat food and water. They have to do a lot more!
    I like dogs also. I just have prolems with some of the owners! er um...present company excluded of course!

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  3. Oh my goodness, what a laugh-out-loud moment I had when that kitty picture showed up. I so very much enjoy your work, Tillet.

    Teensy little favor...could you answer my question to you in the comment section of my "in all fairness" blog? Perty please?

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  4. I have no need to be around a dog. They are perfectly fine creatures and I see their valuable place in the circle of life but I am unrepentantly a cat person. I can't respect a dog. They just give it up too easily for me. I enjoy the healthy contempt a cat has for me. A dog just forgives my faults but a cat will judge me and hold a grudge longer than any judgement bear/ice bear ever would. I can work with a creature like that. That just feels right. Even Hitler could have gotten a dog's affection. No cat would never have worn the swaztika. A cat is a noble beast who does more to keep the mummies out of our homes than anyone cares to admit.

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  5. Cal, thanks for the comment! Too funny...
    Yup, a cat will put you in your place. When they want your attention, they'll let you know!

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  6. I'm a dog person. I don't hate cats, but some of them really get on my nerves. I really loved my parents' cat back when I still lived with them, but my husband's cat is soooo mean, and all she does is scream and beg for food. She needs to lose some weight too.

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  7. you can't leave a dog for longer than 24 hours though, and even then you keep thinking about it every five minutes, so i absolutely agree with you on this.

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  8. Minoccio - I'm a cat person, no doubt. But I like dogs also. I just wouldn't own one. Too high maintenance for me...

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  9. There's nothing wrong with not liking either dogs or cats. To each their own. However, anyone who hates cats or dogs to the point that they enjoy tormenting cats or dogs or enjoy watching cats or dogs suffer should just do the world a favor and kill themselves by jumping off a cliff into shark-infested water while wearing meat-suits. They don't deserve to live. They are immoral, heartless, worthless, disgusting pieces of subhuman filth and nobody loves them or gives a s*** about them. The world would be a better place if they were all dead, and I would totally cheer if they and everyone else in the world who is cruel to any living thing- human or animal - killed themselves. :D

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  10. Anonymous - People who torture animals because they enjoy doing so, are a particular kind of scum. The penalties for crimes like that really need to be elevated to something extreme.

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